I think this part might be the best. "Les Miles, a coach who just a season ago was labeled a moron by the media elite, is now the proverbial daddy of the darling of the media. Miles is Saban’s daddy. When Saban needs to pee he calls Les Miles to ask if it is okay. After he loses a third straight time to Miles on January 9, Saban will be Miles’ bitch. Therefore, when Les wins a fourth straight time in Baton Rouge in November 2012, a crazed Alabama fan base will call incessantly for his statuesque head." I dunno, what do you guys think?