Biggles, I saw that website last night... and I almost posted a link to it, then thought better of it. That site is great. I love the contest winners. It actually had me going for a while; I thought it was genuine because the sincere creationist sites are not much more scientific and frequently as hilarious.
Well, at least this one has some merit........ LOL!!! I have some female friends who would love to see this one -- <i><b>2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"</b> Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.</i>