Got this from Crouching Tigers.com....(auburn) A site alot like this one..well put together! This was posted by one of the ladies on our site and she recieved it from a friend of hers who is an AU fan. Thought I'd bring it over here. It really is funny. =============================================== A recounting of the events of Saturday, August 30, 2003, and the early morning of Sunday, August 31st. 7:25 a.m. - Wake up. Turn on Sportscenter. They are showing a preview of the college football weekend. Awesome. 7:30 a.m. - Become 100% convinced that Auburn is going to kick the crap out of USC!!! 7:35 a.m. - Play the Auburn Fight Song and Tiger Rag on the stereo. Immediately turn it down when wife comes running out of bed looking like I just killed the family dog. Nevertheless, I am still firmly convinced that Auburn is going to kick the crap out of USC!! 8:15 a.m. - Pick out game day clothes. Ask wife which looks better, the orange shorts with the road "white" Cadillac Willams jersey, or the blue shorts with the Orange "Jungle" T-shirt. Wife says they both look stupid. I choose the Cadillac jersey, still firmly convinced Auburn is going to kick the you-know-what out of USC. 9:30 a.m. - Meet my friend (an Alabama fan) to drive up to the game. Greet him with "It's Rollin' Baby!!" He is not amused. I don't care. 11:05 a.m. - Pass a car decked out in Alabama decals. Quickly create a sign that says "It's Rollin' Baby!!!" and hold it up as we pass them on the road. Everyone in the car (including my Alabama friend - who is driving) looks at me like I am strangling the family dog. I don't care. I am now firmly convinced that Alabama is going to lose to South Florida and Auburn is going to kick the crap out of USC. 1:45 p.m. - Arrive at Auburn. The place is a zoo!! Bump chests and high five total strangers, all of whom are convinced, like me, that Auburn is going to kick the crap out of USC. 1:55 p.m. - Find our tailgating location. Lots of beer, food and other devout Auburn fans. Georgia is destroying Clemson. Stupid Bowdens!!! We got smart and ran Terry off. Clemson should do the same. Crack open a beer and tell anyone who will listen why Auburn is going to kick the crap out of USC. 2:30 p.m. - South Florida is beating Alabama. Life is good. Me and 5 other guys shout "It's Rollin's Baby!!" My Alabama friend flips me off. 3:45 p.m. - Alabama gets lucky and ties the score before halftime. I am still convinced that South Florida will win and tell my Alabama friend exactly that. He dismissed me with a wave. I go get another beer. 4:30 p.m. - Arrive at my seats in the stadium. Awesome day. Hot and humid!! USC will have no chance in this weather. They will wilt by the 3rd quarter for sure. 4:50 p.m. - Military jets do a fly-over. Awesome! USC should be screaming in fear right now!!! No stadium has ever looked this intimidating. We are going to destroy USC!!!! 5:20 p.m. - Campbell just threw an interception. Not good. Doesn't matter, though. The defense will step up. 5:22 p.m. - USC scores a touchdown. I just realized something. USC is BIG. USC is FAST. Not worried, though. Auburn is still going to kick the crap out of USC. 6:00 p.m. - Things are falling apart. I have now lost my buzz and Auburn is playing like crap on offense. 6:30 p.m. - Who the hell called that play!?!? Don't they see that we don't have time to throw a 15-yard pass??!!! 6:45 p.m. - Learn that Alabama has beaten South Florida 40-17. Bunch of freakin' cheaters!! Oklahoma is going to kick their collective butts. 7:15 p.m. - Another turnover. What the hell are we trying to do!!! Why aren't we running the football?? Tuberville should be fired! 8:30 p.m. - 23-0 USC.. Herschel Dennis just ran through 47 tackles to score a touchdown. Auburn looks pathetic. Tuberville should be run out of town on a rail. I grab my Alabama friend by the arm and tell him we are leaving. 8:32 p.m. - Bump into a USC fan who is cheering wildly. I tell him to get his liberal, Queer-Eye-For-The-Straight-Guy lovin' self back to California so he can elect his next governor. He looks at me like he just caught me having sex with his younger sister. I don't care. 9:15 p.m. - Stuck in traffic. My Alabama friend looks at me and says "It's Rollin' now, Baby!!!" I tell him to shove it where the sun don't shine!! 12:05 a.m. - Arrive at home. All the lights are off. I trip over the end of the bed and nearly break my arm. My wife bolts up from a deep sleep, takes one look at my beaten, broken body, calls me a moron and goes back to sleep. 7:15 a.m. - Awaken. Turn on Sportscenter. Watch the GameDay crew rip Auburn apart. Corso is an idiot. Turn the TV off. 10:15 a.m. - Get a call from my Auburn friend. He has tickets to the game in Atlanta. I tell him I am there!!! My wife looks at me as if I just stabbed her with a butcher knife. I don't care, because I am now convinced that Auburn is going to kick the crap out of Georgia Tech and run the table to finish 11-1!!!!!
he got that idea from a post on hornfans.com....someone over there did one that was 10 times better.. this Auburn guy used some of the same lines that were used in this one......AU fans aren't that creative, they have to steal ideas this has been posted on here several times...but here it is again (its the second post on this thread) Horn Fans
