I am not Nostrodomus, but...

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  1. MarcusQuinn

    MarcusQuinn Founding Member

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    Two nights ago I was throwing away a balled up dirty diaper (not mine) and decided that if I could throw it from behind my back and catch it in front of me, LSU would win the last two games. Perfection. Then I decided that if I could throw if up and catch it behind my back, LSU would win their bowl game and finish in the top ten. I bobbled it a bit, but made the play. I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling pretty good about the rest of the year. Wooo hooo!

    Again, I would like to clarify, I am NOT Nostrodomus.
     
  2. Golden Tiger

    Golden Tiger Founding Member

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    Bleeeeeep......I've got MarcusQuinn for Excessive handling of a dirty diaper...... :eek:

    Hey, if thats what it takes I'm all with you brother, just don't expect me to join in on this diaper toss thingy...... :grin:
     
  3. CParso

    CParso Founding Member

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    I'm not quite sure when people started predicting football games based off of throwing balled up diapers (used i suppose)... I just hope you wash your hands so that we can give you high fives if it comes true.
     
  4. goldengirlfan

    goldengirlfan simple man

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    I've heard of dirty diapers being used to forecast Auburn wins but I didn't think anybody else employed the technique. :lol:
     
  5. Carface

    Carface What the...?

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    The first time I ever wore my LSU pajama pants was the night before the Auburn game. We all know the results of that game and swore an oath to never wear those pants during the season again.

    So this weekend I stumbled in late and threw them on again Friday night. I woke up and realized the error of my ways and prayed to lord Saban to forgive the error of my ways and to not let luck let Bama have this game like the last one.
     
  6. MarcusQuinn

    MarcusQuinn Founding Member

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    I do this kind of thing all the time...

    If I can walk past that light post before the car gets here, we will win. If I can find my shoes before the end of this commercial, we will win. If I can step over that puddle without getting my shoe wet, we will win.

    Am I crazy? I need to follow up on the results. I may be missing out on a goldmine here.
     
  7. BB

    BB Founding Member

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    What a Crappy way to make predictions...

    I guess I can't Dump on you about the outcome - no if's and's or Butt's...

    When you tossed it into the trash was it a "Pull-Up" jumper?
     
  8. bayareatiger

    bayareatiger If it's too loud YOU'RE TOO OLD

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    OCD

    Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

    ...sorry - I just felt like I HAD to post this.... :)
     
  9. bayareatiger

    bayareatiger If it's too loud YOU'RE TOO OLD

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    ...but hell, if it works....

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    TIIIIGGGGERRRRRRSSSSS!!!!


    :lsug: :thumb: :lsup: :thumb: :lsug: :thumb: :lsup: :thumb: :lsug:
     
  10. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    so that's what I am? Actually when I was growing up, I used to count things like columns on bridges while riding in the car, fence posts, light poles stripes on the road. Then I saw rainman and developed a complex. I have yet to seek help but I have not resorted to tossing diapers around. pray for me.
     

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