think about the fastest guitarist you know. That’s roughly @shane0911 swimming across a bayou. Yngwie beats that guy every bit as badly as I’m gonna kick shane’s ass if he ever shows up.
You jackass, that is not me. I am not sure what gramps was trying to accomplish there but the difference is I already know that I would not be able to pull it off. Swimming I can do, gymnastics yeah I'm out on that. This happens THIS YEAR, we are going to put this shit to bed once and for all. Get all of those little nootchs out of town because I don't want them jumping on my back when I start to pull away from you.