Normally I think this guy is a tool, but today his column is great. http://www.lsureveille.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/11/21/3fbda608eceb1
"Do you know why they call Mississippi the "Hospitality State?" It is for the exact same reason you describe a fat girl as having a good personality."
"...if you want to spit culture in our face, you might want to take off the white hood because I think the eye holes aren't quite big enough to see the real picture." NICE!!
Chris Macaluso was the best ever writer for Off The Cuff. Chicks shouldn't get to write for Off The Cuff. Chicks should have to write about how nacho cheese burns them at the movie theatre. Or about how the Circle K bus went out of control and careened ito a bunch of baptists wearing orange shirts.