Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered". "I think libarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered." The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians, all their organs are color coded." The fourth surgeon said, "I like to operate on Rebels. They are gutless, spineless, and their head and butt are interchangeable." :shock: :dis:
For those of you Rebels visiting Oxford again on Saturday, don't forget to bring your Ole Miss dipoloma. Place it on your dashboard and you can park in the handicap spaces.
Funny one I heard today An elementary school teacher starts a new job at a school in Jackson,Mississippi and trying to make a good impression on her first day,explains to her class that she's an Ole Miss fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Rebel fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Rebel fan" she replied. The teacher asked: "Well, if your not a Rebel fan than who do you support?" "I'm an LSU fan and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks, "Mary,why are you an LSU fan?" "Because My Mom and Dad are from Baton Rouge and my Mom is a Tiger fan and my Dad is a Tiger fan, so I'm a Tiger fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not necessarily a reason for you to be an LSU fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your Dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?" Mary said, "I guess I'd be an Ole Miss fan"!
