Good Link-LSU Alumni site in Chicago

dallastigers · Oct 23, 2003

Not sure if this has been posted, but this week it has some funny stuff about the SEC and Auburn in particular.

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Ellis Hugh · Oct 23, 2003

Looks like a good group. Nice site.

(From the site)

Every year at this time, local Auburn media begins to spout the same stuff - telling Auburn fans to "be careful going to Baton Rouge," because this year, "LSU fans are bringing machetes to the game!" Repeating vague anecdotes ad nauseum = Truth!

Here are some things NOT yet credited to LSU fans, though take heart, ye purple and gold, we still have time to:

Throw cannisters of mustard gas into the Auburn fan section

Grab every Auburn fan under 10 and force them to work in a Temple-of-Doom-like labor camp

Ditch the urine-soaked NERF balls and pick up some of those big ol' mamma-jamma super-soakers, 'cuz that's the only good way to get a real good stream goin'

Round up everybody with cancer, and then beat 'em with the lower halves of cue sticks...you know, those ones that fit in those weird little briefcases

Make sure to burn ALL the RV's! BURN BURN BURN THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES THE SPIDERS GO AWAY IS THE BURNING

Let our punter go at their band

Celebrate our victory by giving our fine-tuned athletes carcinogens

Show FACES OF DEATH on the Jumbo-Tron

Break out an industrial woodchipper and bring in a dumptruck of fluffy puppies to test out the machine

Put poison dart frogs in some "Tiger Dogs" and only give them out to Auburn fans

Knock down all the oaks into large pits in the earth to fuel the machines that create our orc army so we can recapture that invisibility ring

Set up a petting zoo for the Auburn children, hose 'em down with Lea & Perrins, and let Mike have his fill

Create an enormous slingshot near midfield to take the overturned goalposts (post-LSU victory) and fire them into the crowd, spearing at least 60 Auburn fans at a time

Replace the turnstiles at the visitors' gates with lawnmower blades

Hose the team bus down in diesel (after having shaken bus violently), flick lit cigars at bus, blare Zydeco, roast pig, and tap more kegs

Get every LSU fan under 15 hopped up on heroin before the game and set 'em loose in the Auburn RV lot with tire irons after telling the kids that for every digit they bring back, they get more skag
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aztiger03 · Oct 23, 2003

that was great

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