After Florida coach Steve Spurrier passes away and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Steve a little 2-bedroom house with a faded University of Florida banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your home, Coach. Most people don't get their own house up here," God explains. Steve looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on the top of the hill. It's a huge 2-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. LSU flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge purple and gold LSU banner hanging between the marble columns. "Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question. How come I get this little 2-bedroom house with a faded University of Florida banner, and Nick Saban gets a mansion with new LSU banners and flags flying all over the place, Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies, "That's not Saban's house, that's mine." Happy Holidays everyone. Geaux Tigers
