from George's diary

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  1. Rex

    Rex Founding Member

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    - Saddam tried to kill my Daddy.
    - Must steal this election.
    - Mission accomplished. Now must avenge Daddy.
    - Uncle Dick has oil maps of Iraq. Bonus!
    - Osama determined to attack US? Who cares? Must jerk off this horse.
    - 9/11! Convenient excuse to avenge Daddy!
    - Invade Afghanistan. Don't exhaust too many resources there.
    - Intelligence against Iraq weak. Will fix that.
    - Will invade, no matter what. Must tell public it's a last resort, though.
    - Give speech tonight; tell country Saddam recently tried to buy significant quantities of uranium. So what if it's a forgery.
    - Uncle Dick's on national TV. "Saddam reconstituting nucular weapons program." Says we'll be greeted with flowers and candy. Excellent stuff!
    - Hans Blix not finding anything. Too dangerous. Kick him out of Iraq.
    - Gen. Shinseki painting a bleak picture. Get rid of him.
    - Drop the bomb on Saddam! "It feels good!"
    - Oops. Joseph Wilson says I knew uranium claim was untrue. Get even. Out his wife, then blame Stephen Hadley for the speech.
    - Land on aircraft carrier to show my balls. Must display prominent package. Mission accomplished!
    - No WMDs anywhere to be found, not even under my office furniture. Hehe. Can't wait to tell that joke.
    - Torture the detainees. They're only Muslims.
    - Paul O'Neil and Richard Clarke blowing the whistle. Say I planned Iraq invasion from very beginning. Smear them as disgruntled malcontents.
    - Senate intelligence hearing on 9/11? Must take Uncle Dick with me. He's good at telling nothing. It's all a giant whitewash, anyway.
    - Steal another election. No worry. Diebold, ES&S, Jeb and Kenneth Blackwell all on my side.
    - our boys keep getting blown up in Iraq. Must blame Newsweek
    - Downing Street minutes say I fixed the intelligence around the policy. Hehe. Who cares. Old news. I got reelected. Media is right wing; they won't report it. They won't remind anybody that O'Neil and Clarke said the same thing. How many soldiers dead in Iraq? Who cares? Daddy is avenged.
     
  2. KTeamLSU

    KTeamLSU Founding Member

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    Wah Wah Wah... :bncry: cry me a river
     
  3. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    from rex's diary:

    use stupid diary format that takes childish view of issues.
    dont be taken seriously.
    mission accomplished.
     
  4. KTeamLSU

    KTeamLSU Founding Member

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to martin again.
     
  5. locoguano

    locoguano Founding Member

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    what a giant douche...
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  6. flabengal

    flabengal Founding Member

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    The most interesting assertion in Rex´s post was `the media is right wing' line......talk about being removed from reality.
     
  7. Rex

    Rex Founding Member

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    Don't be a sheep. You listen to the right wing's "media is left wing" bullcrap and swallow it hook, line, and sinker. What else would you expect them to say?

    You need no further evidence of the right wing's domination of mainstream media in this country beyond the fact that it did not cover AND STILL HAS NOT COVERED the Downing Street minutes... OFFICIAL minutes of the proceedings of British high government, which nobody there disputes as authoritative.

    I suppose you also believe that Fox News is "fair and balanced."
     
  8. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    we know rex, it is big conspiracy. uncover the truth for us. save the world, it is you against them, hero.
     
  9. USNavyTiger

    USNavyTiger Founding Member

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    i had a conversation last night.. and the question was raised...

    besides bush, what were the other options?

    kerry? NADER?!??

    hahahahaha
     
  10. TigerFan23

    TigerFan23 USMC Tiger

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    Rex, you can't possibly be that bored with your life, can you? Get a hobby.
     

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