started to put this in another thread, but didnt know where, then decided there have got to be more "foods" out there that fit this category. i mean, really. powdered peanut butter? so it will be lower fat? sorry, i just cant wrap my mind around that. peanut butter is supposed to be ooey and gooey. not powdered and mixed with water.
I am guessing powdered peanut butter is combustible? Like, an infant explodes if you gave him a cigarette or something.
Chicken fried bacon. I saw a commercial in Texas from a place that sell chicken fried everything, apparently. The feller eats a piece of chicken fried bacon and then says, "If my wife see this, I'm a dead man."