Exclusive interview with Bill Clay!

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by tigerjeffrey, Jan 5, 2005.

  1. tigerjeffrey

    tigerjeffrey Founding Member

    TJ: Coach Clay, let me welcome you to TigerTown and LSU football!
    BC: Huh .... what?
    TJ: (nudges Coach Clay) ... umm, Sir, wake up!
    BC: Yessir, like I was just saying to the missus, Elrena, yup, them Chinese Bandits were sure some outfit! I never did understand why they done away with that.
    TJ: Are you saying that you and Coach Miles will reinstitute the White, Gold, and Go Teams?
    BC: Huh .. wha'... oh, go-cup?
    TJ: No sir, "Go Team."
    BC: Oh right, "Go Team!" I like your enthusiasm, young feller!
    TJ: Sir, Tiger fans want to know, what type of defense will you bring to Baton Rouge?
    BC: Wellsir, we play a base 4-2-4, wait, that's only 10 ... um, a base 4-2-5, yeah, that's eleven.
    TJ: How aggressive is this scheme?
    BC: Aggressive, you know.
    TJ: Could you be more specific?
    BC: Wellsir, we figur we hold the other team for 2 downs, we force them to punt.
    TJ: Punt on third down?
    BC: (with incredulous look) Yessir, just the other day when LSU played Ole Miss in that big Halloween night game, both teams was a puntin' on third down all the time.
    TJ: That was almost 50 years ago, Sir!
    BC: zzzzzz
    TJ: Sir, Sir??:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :cry:
     
  2. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

    Can we cut our losses now and get a real DC, or do we have to put up with years of mediocrity on defense first?
     
  3. hhstigerdad

    hhstigerdad Founding Member

    Who are candidates for the DC position, if Clay comes as a "defensive assistant"? :eek:ldskule: :geaux:
     
  4. Dutchtown tiger

    Dutchtown tiger Founding Member

    No Wonder Miles wants to bring in Crowton as OC b/c we will have to outscore all of our opponents.
     
  5. bubbafong

    bubbafong Founding Member

    Well according to dandydon, Clay is the defensive coordinator. At least I think that's what I read. I guess we'll just have to give him a shot. Hopefully part of his problem has been his lack of quality players, and he certainly won't have that problem here. I would think he'd be kept on a pretty short leash and if our defense takes too much of a drop off next year that something would be done about it. But maybe that's just wishful thinking. Maybe even if the defense does suck, he'll have at least 2 or 3 years to prove himself.

    I guess we really don't have a choice in the matter though.
     
  6. friday

    friday Founding Member

    didn't clay have excellent defenses at UAB the few years he was there? I know LSU fans remember the defense that shut us down in Saban's first year. Boy, are we spolied around here. Give the guy a chance.
     
  7. LSUGradin99

    LSUGradin99 I Bleedeth Purple 'N Gold

    Shhhhh... Nobody wants to hear how Clay coached a defense that shut down our tigers! :shock:
     

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