...adapted from "Archie Who At LSU" ca 1970 Eli Who? Eli Who? You are Tiger Bait. Eli Who? Eli Who? We say at LSU Eli Who? Eli Who? You are Tiger Bait. That's what we say down south in Tigertown about your fate. Oxfart town was where it will happen The Ole Miss Rebels and Eli Manning will barely get out alive It will be the most points ever scored By either team At the end the scoreboard will read: LSU 62 Ole Miss 17 Now Eli Manning is a boy That we all know For he has made the past few years wandering the waterholes But deep in Tigertown right now Down in Death Valley The fighting Tigers are in their Den Gunnin' for you Eli Who! Now Manning will try to run in the middle And he'll try to run around the end And he'll try to throw that football Again and again and again But everywhere he turns This is what he'll see: Webster, Lavalais and Alexander Knocking him into next week Cause it all means so much that night in their little house The closest that the Webels have come since JFK was in the White House Now Tiger fans and players they'll come from everywhere You may even hear ol' fella Rebel yellin',"Hey what am I doin' here?" 50,000 Webels will leave the field with 3 quarters left to go Matt will turn that football game into a Tiger TV Show Eli Who, Eli Who Booze is what you like Eli Who you can see us Again after New Year's Night Eli Who Eli Who We say good-bye to you But here's a thing you'll remember: GEAUX TIGERS!
