Ok dumbest is hard to pick from so I will admit most embaressing...Here ya go...(I can't believe I am going to do this) First off understand in high school the cool thing to do was to hang out at the LSU union until Junior and Senior year when we got kicked out of there and started hanging out at the LSU lakes... Anyway, the night before my 16th birthday we were going out to the union and I was waiting for my friends to pick me up. My parents had left earlier so I decided to help myself to my Dad's Wild Turkey. I drank a couple of drinks and was pretty drunk by the time my friends showed up (this is when I should have changed OUT of the skirt and put jeans on, but NO thought I had to look cute for my birthday) Anyway my best friend had picked up a bottle of Bacardi 151 for me and when I got in the car had a drink already made for me! We get to the union and I successfully finish that bottle! From here things get very hazy but I vaguely remember some rendition of "its my party and I'll cry if I want to" (wasn't crying but somehow I felt this song fit)! The end result is me getting sick at the front steps of the union, in the parking lot across the street and all over my best friends back because he had to put me over his shoulder to get me home (this is where the skirt was a REAL bad idea). Also the cops at the uion gave my best friend the riot act because they thought he was going to take advantage of me!:hihi: Like anybody wanted to touch me at that moment! There were lots of other storys about that night that I am sure he could retell better being that I was concentrating on puking every 30 seconds. He got me home safely and the next morning my parents had bought me a brand new car! I felt like CRAP and couldn't even get excited because any sudden movement made me get sick all over again! I vowed to never get THAT drunk again and I am now about to turn 33 and I haven't! Anyway That guy is still my best friend (who knows why) and still loves to tell this story at every get together I make it home for! There you have it I can never run for president now!!!
"OT FOR PRESIDENT!":thumb: I don't wear skirts when drinking for that precise reason. My friends had me losing a game of "Three Man" when I was 16. Purple People Eater, Aftershock and Guiness DO NOT MIX WELL.:dis:
Grape Mad Dog 20/20, Crown and Parrot Ice (from Chevron), and shots of Hot Damn! dont mix well either. Who knew?! Aaahhh 16....
There must have been a conspiracy to get us girls drunk on crazy mixes of alcohol when we were 16. But, hey, that's why LSU girl's can drink others under the table! :hihi:
Oh!!!!!!! I forgot about those nights!!!!! My stomach just turned hearing those names again!!!!!!! Goodness, thinking about those makes me wonder how I lived through high school and college!! I guess God protects the young and drunk!!! And yes I have never wore a skirt again when I knew drinking was going to part of the evening!!! Thank goodness that was before disposalable and digital cameras!!!
Someone bought me a "cement mixer" shot for my birthday one year at a bar in Biloxi. Not sure what's in it, but when you slam it, a kind of chemical reaction occurs. The milk or the kalua or whatever it was curdles in your mouth and it's like you have a mouthful of wet cement or nasty oatmeal or something. It's really gnarly. Obviously it's a prank....I wish I could just remember what's in it so I can pull the prank on someone one day.:grin:
