Dear Abby........

Hub · Aug 4, 2003

Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Memphis who has recently been diagnosed as a
Carrier of the HIV virus.

My parents live in a suburb of Knoxville and one of my sisters, who lives
in Nashville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Tunica.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
In Parchman for murder of a teenage boy in 1994.

The other brother is currently being held in the Arkansas Remand Center on
charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives
in Atlanta and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.

All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiance' and look
forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally
honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who goes to Ole Miss?

Sincerely,

Worried About My Reputation
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Bestbank Tiger · Aug 4, 2003

Dear Worried,

In most cases I encourage people to be forthcoming about such things. But I wouldn't mention the cousin from Ole Miss. That would be too much of an embarrassment.

StarscreamLSU · Aug 4, 2003

Break it to her gently and rest assured in the fact that at least your cousin doesn't go to Auburn.

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