Venerable Moderator Ellis Hugh has said USC smack talkers are too nice. I challenge that statement. I am the proud owner of an incognito pet/trained chimpanzee capable of operating a Windows 98 equipped PC. His name is Zeke. He works for bananas. He screens my e-mail for me. He will monitor this thread for compliance. All right, here's the smack, all you Bengal Bayou fans... "All LSU Tiger Fans without chimpanzees have poor attitudes." How's that for smack, Mr. Moderator? Sure as heck beats Allbarn and Old Missess, huh? Here's the catch--- If I/my chimp "Zeke" don't see at least ten (10) "smack" replies to this post within the next 24 hours, Zeke is going to be donated to MaxFactor, Inc. for primate/homo sapien allergic make-up compatability research. I mean it. Possession of exotic pets is against the law here in South Carolina. I know that. But you will never be able to catch up with me, I am too clever. IM4USC: "Ya'll got 24 hours, commencing now." ZEKE: "I know IM4, and he's ruthless to a passion. Please don't send me to the mascara farm. I'll never see another banana." Zeke has been trained to monitor/document all visitors to this thread for inaction. If Zeke goes down, all non-smack-talking LSU posters who visit but refuse to post, will be reported and go down with him. PETA will not plea bargain with your esquire. You've been forewarned, 10-15-2002 @ 10:20 P.M. EDT.
monkey torture . . . ehhh. I once saw a skit on "The State", it went something like this . . . Talk show Host: "What would you suggest people do if they want to get into your line of work" Guest: "Go out and get a monkey, then just torture the hell out of it" I know that is off topic, but I can't resist a good monkey torture thread.
Alright I'll buy into this talking of smack... You aren't supposed to paint your monkey, just ***** your monkey. How ironic a conversation considering the USC mascot Lou Holtz is so old, uh well he's just an old dude... I've come to realize that all my smack talking aptitude is directed against Auburn ever since the cigar incident, So good luck Gamecocks, everyone is starting to realize that we might not be paper (tiger) champions and we really are the team to beat.
Smack Reply I have replied to your challenge and the subject is Smack Reply so there you have it, count me as one "smack reply!"
OK you asked for it LSU will embarass USC so bad Saturday, South Carolina's own fans will beat their 'Cocks all the way home.
This is Zeke, IM4 is at work. Four down and six to go. T-10 hours and counting. I don't want to test lipstick you know where !!! I need your help !!! Go Bengals !!!
