What if every Tiger Tailgater had a supply of corndogs to offer to any Auburn fan. Since they are from Alabama they won't be able to tell the difference between a corndog and real cajun cuisine. That will allow the secret Weapons of Corndog destruction to home in on only Auburn fans with the still classified Corndog seeking Urine Dispersal system. The pre-emptive Urine First Strike is a part of the master plan to unleash an army of Robo Tigers programmed to beat the crap out of elderly Auburn fans and tenderly saute their babies as future corndog ingrediants. The Real Tigers will rip the hearts out of the WarPlainEagles and shove their still beating hearts into their faces before they drop dead. WarFakeTigerEaglePlainsPussies - You can run but you can't hide. We will eat your hearts and drink the blood of your young. You have until Saturday to forfeit the game and escape with your lives. Be afraid - Be very afraid.
Sorry, but there has been a warning already issued by AU administrators NOT to eat any corndogs at the LSU game, ESPECIALLY those offer by "well-meaning" fans wearing purple and gold (or orange and blue - they could be in disguise, or black and red, or any other color combination).
What is up with the corn dogs? I have seen the same "LSU fans smell like corndogs" post for two years staight on various message boards. As an insult that is not funny at all. I laugh all the time at insults thrown at LSU, some are really funny, but there is no humor in the corndog insult. The only people that tailgate with corndogs is Auburn anyway. Auburn, think of some better insults and get back with us...........:dis:
LSU fans and The Stadium smell more like Crown Royal than anything else. The bathrooms are another story.
Will all Auburn fans PLEASE wipe the Corn Dog Smell off of your upper lips before you arrive in Louisiana. We are tired of hearing your complaints of the smell of corn dogs. With a washcloth (found at Wal-Mart), scrub your upper lips with soap (found at any grocery or drug store) and water. Stay away from eating corn dogs for 24 hours before the LSU game. Then, you will be able to smell the refreshing aroma of tailgate heaven around Tiger Stadium. Jambalya, Gumbo, Bar-B-Q, is a much better smell. Louisiana people are known for some of the finest cooking in the world, so please don't insult us by asking to cook corn dogs for you. Just leave them at your trailers until you get back to Alabama. At that time, you may resume your normal diet of corn dogs.
You give very good directions for cleaning your upper lip. Is this the same method you use to clean a Dirty Sanchez off of your upper lip?
Actually I learned that method from watching your mother clean up a Hot Carl I laid across her upper lip last night.
