BACK DOOR MAN The Doors I am a, yeah I'm a backdoor man I'm a back door man The men don't know But the little girls understand Hey all you people that tryin' to sleep I'm out to make it with my midnight dream, yeah Cuz I'm a backdoor man The men don't know But the little girls understand All right, yeah You men eat your dinner Eat your pork and beans I eat more chicken Any man ever seen, yeah, yeah I'm a back door man, wha The men don't know But the little girls understand Well I'm a back door man I'm a back door man Well baby, I'm a back door man The men don't know But the little girls understand :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
"Chicken made a better man of me" - Wade "some on the side" Boggs :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Since I know you're a law abiding Repulican that must be medicinal cannibis you are smoking. :thumb: :lol:
No No Song Ringo Starr (Hoyt Axton) A lady that I know just came from Columbia She smiled because I did not understand Then she held out some marijuani ha-ha She said it was the best in all the land And I said: No no no no, I don't smoke it no more I'm tired of waking up on the floor No, thank you, please, It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door A woman that I know just came from Majorca Spain She smiled because I did not understand Then she held out a 10 pound bag of Cocaine She said it was the best in all the land And I said: No no no no, I don't sniff it no more I'm tired of waking up on the floor No, thank you, please, It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door A man I know just came from Nashville Tennessee oh He smiled because I did not understand Then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh-ho He said it was the best in all the land And I said: No no no no, I don't drink it no more I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor No, thank you, please, It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door True story, BengalB. Back in the day I LOVED the sticky icky... ...and living this close to Humboldt County was a GREAT thing for many years... ...sadly, nowadays it just puts me to sleep... So I ONLY imbibe the finest microbrews, a GREAT cigar about once a month, and maybe some Patron tequila (the BEST) about 2-3 times a year... It's not about the QUANTITY, it's about the QUALITY... (No, fortunately I'm not talking about my sex life :hihi: ..that's what age will do to you... :grin:
I have a connection for real Cubans. I know they are real because the guy actually goes to Cuba once a year in a sailboat he keeps in Key West. I save them for special occasions. I'll bet that Cohiba I lit up at the end of the Sugar Bowl tasted a hell of a lot better than the crap that Tommy TeleTubbyville gives the PlainWarChicken playas. I drink Patron every now and then. I saw some kind of Jose Cuervo Special Reserve stuff at a Mexican restaurant last year that was going for $35 a shot. I didn't try it. If I am going to spend that kind of money for booze it will be for some very old single malt scotch.
I was in a VERY snazzy restaurant in Santa Clara about a month ago with one of my outside salesmen. We were being entertained by a VP & a regional sales rep from one of our vendors. We were sitting in an area behind the bar, and the regional vendor reached behind a column and filched a bottle of 20 year old scotch. Nearing the end of the evening (and the bottle, I might add), we were actually TOASTING the waiter with the stolen booze in our wine glasses! It was freakin' HILARIOUS!!!! I am not a big scotch fan per se...but at least THAT night I was!!!!! :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
One time I was in some sleazy little bar in the Bon Marche mall and I noticed that they had a bottle of 21 year old Royal Salute. They said it was $7 or $8 a shot or whatever but I gave the waitress $20 and told her to keep it coming until the $20 was used up. We drank the whole bottle for $20.
Nice. I did the same thing on my birthday a couple of years back except it was Patron, nectar of the gods... THANK the real God my wife was driving......
