But there is a body. We hauled it out of Pakistan, cut off a few chunks for DNA analysis, phtographed it, and then dropped it off deep on the Abyssal plain. You can bet that we know exactly where he's at. No doubt Trump will demand a death certificate.
Is there some kind of ritual or do I just stick my peen in the mash potatoes at the next meeting? Oh, wait…my bad I was thinking of another closet.
smoke em if you got em today. Let's see, I bet Osama is pretty pissed right now, being that he probably just realized he gets no virgins. Dumb ass, congrats, all that for nothing.
I'm not a conspiracy theorists, but you have to admit, that is pretty odd. Burial at sea? I know they didn't want his grave site turned into a shrine, but they could've always kept it a secret. I guess it is fitting that he's now shark food.
he knew, thats why he was hiding like a bitch. its the dumb bastards that will be blowing themselves up in retaliation who dont know.
Found it on another site, but it's an obvious fake. In my zeal after hearing the news last night, I wanted to believe it was real.
