Live in a trailer, cook meth and chew tobacco

Apparently the only requisites are:

1.) Be White
2.) Believe in God
3.) Support the NRA (Gun Ownership)
4.) Hunt, Fish, or enjoy the outdoors
5.) Be Conservative or be against Hillary
6.) Don't fall in line the with Liberal illogic

I try, pumpkin, but I get called all kind of shit for it. To be pro-white automatically makes one anti-black in the eyes of many.

Sounds pretty redneck to me.

Didn't he go by the moniker Bubba in his first election? He sure looks and sounds like a bubba.

Uneducated. (Sorry, high school and devry don't count.)

#4 is not a requirement. Most rednecks don't, like big momma June.

I say, once you go to the real Oxford, your card is revoked.

What about if you're a back door man?

My father-in-law thinks this, too. He brought it up because the doctor on a children's show is an Indian woman.

I have a different point of view. Being a white man is amazing.

Cops never bother me for no reason. My experiences are the considered the mainstream experiences. 90% of TV and movies are geared to me. I'm considered the prime audience for advertisers. I can go virtually anywhere and not be treated with suspicion. Nobody has ever clutched their purse tighter or crossed the street because I was walking nearby. I can do all sorts of stupid things and nobody will ever call me a thug or question my culture. Virtually all powerful decision makers in politics, business and law look like me.



This is a pretty sweet setup. But some of us are hyper sensitive.

I don't care for "redneck" or "white trash," though. They're both kind of mean and classist.