Barrack, Michelle, and Oprah - Joke

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  1. LSU Rubi

    LSU Rubi Founding Member

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    [FONT=&quot]Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were
    flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said,
    You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and
    make somebody very happy.' Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I
    could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very
    happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
    bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing
    their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such
    big-shots back there. Sh*t I could throw all of their @sses out of the
    window and make 56 million people very happy.' [/FONT]
     
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  2. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    I first heard that one in 1965 about Lyndon Johnson. The joke recyclers have been busy.
     
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  3. lsufaninmiss

    lsufaninmiss GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    That was a funny one:lol:
     
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  4. TigerFanNTenn

    TigerFanNTenn Founding Member

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    I giggled.:lol:
     
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  5. PURPLE TIGER

    PURPLE TIGER HOPE is not a strategy!

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    Good luck on getting Oprah's fat ass out of a window!
     
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  6. Tigerbnd05

    Tigerbnd05 National Champs 2003 2007

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    I don't know... is Joe Biden any better...:hihi:
     
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  7. Mr. Peabody

    Mr. Peabody Founding Member

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    :lol:
     
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  8. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

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    Thats redundant. :grin:
     
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