Arkansas Jokes?

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by HogCity Tiger, Nov 24, 2005.

  1. HogCity Tiger

    HogCity Tiger Founding Member

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    I hope ya'll didn't use all your good jokes on Bama week! :cool:

    What's the difference between an Arkansan and a Canoe?

    The Canoe tips...

    :eek:ldskule:
     
  2. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    Q: How many Razorbacks does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: It's a trick question. There is no electricity in Arkansas.:hihi:
     
  3. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Arkansas?
    A: Everyone has the same DNA.


    An Arkansas grad came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
    "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
    "Don't you still have those big red trucks?"
     

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