Arkansas Fullback Arrested

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  1. TennesseeTiger

    TennesseeTiger Founding Member

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    Arkansas player arrested...Hindenburg blows up...wheel invented...Germans bomb Pearl Harbor...Ole Miss blows...etc.
     
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    Will the 2003 Arkansas Football Guide contain Mugshots? How many is this this Nutt was named coach? I'm guessing in the 20-30 range. Very sad situation IMO.
     
  6. hoglicious

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    Germans bomb Pearl Harbor???? Are you really that stupid?
     
  7. TexasTigers

    TexasTigers Are You With Me ?

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    Are you really that out of touch with Pop Culture ????

    If you are joking ignore this if not and missed our fellow tiger fans reference.

    Here is a clue,

    Head down to your local Arkansas Quick Stop (The only place to rent tapes)
    Rent your favorite Beta (I am sure thats all they have in Arkansas)

    rent a Movie called Animal House
    Watch it.

    Assuming your from Arkansas based on your name there. The BetaMax is the machine on top of the TV on Top of the Console TV with the Rabbit ears next to the Cinder Block and the "Swinging hips" Elvis Clock.

    No thats not it, the silver box with the duct tape is your toaster.

    Careful, now it does require power, so be sure to unplug all those extention cords still powering those christmas lights..

    Its the little silver box with the blinking 12:00 on it next to the emtpy Pabst Blue Ribbon Bottles and the wrinkled pack of Winston Soft packs there... Thats it..
    1. Put in Tape (if this confuses you, put tape in with the label facing you. Gently push, when tape begins to automatically pull into that machine, dont be scared its not magic, or the work of the Devil. It is supposed to do that)

    2. Push Play
    Sit and watch

    Hint : Watch closely to John Belushi's Character... His character was called Bluto.

    Once you are done with this exercise.
    Then get back to us...

    Man I know Clinton is from Arkansas so that explains a lot, but is Arkansas that out of touch with the rest of the world ????
     
  8. occstud

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    TexasTigers, that was the greatest post ever. I feel sorry for someone who has not seen Animal House.

    "Can I buy you some lunch? Oh, you already have your lunch. How about some milk? Already have your milk. Well then how about I just massage your thighs while you eat?"
     
  9. TexasTigers

    TexasTigers Are You With Me ?

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    Thanks...
    Mr. Blutowski.. 0.0
    "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son"

    What a classic flick, next to caddy shack possible one of the most quoted movies of all time.
     
  10. texascajun

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    Officer: Sir, that is not germain to the situation.

    Smokey: What the hell do the *** damn Germans got to do with anything?

    from Smokey and the Bandit
     

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