Anyone notice ... Herbstreit's picks

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  1. ramahsghost

    ramahsghost Veteran Member

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    Herbstreit (affectionately known as Herbie) has been picking LSU opponents all year long

    1. He chose Oregon to upset LSU ... LSU rolled 40 - 20 something

    2. He chose MSU to upset LSU ... LSU rolled again

    3. He likes WV this week ... Thanks Herbie

    4. No doubt, he'll turn up during Florida week looking for the Gators to win ... Lather, rinse, repeat for all other 2011 games against ranked opponents.

    THIS SORRY MOFO & HIS REVERSE MOJO IS ACTUALLY A GOOD-LUCK CHARM FOR LSU :yelwink2: ... You better pray he NEVER picks LSU in a big game


    I have a theory on this secret hatred Herbie holds for LSU.

    It stems from his illusions of grandeur when he was allowed to publicly "jack off" Tressel and Company in 2002 on the BCS Championship trophy award platform when they took a crystal, and pronounced words like "DYNASTY" when referring to OSU

    ... This fantasy was smashed with SEC dominance of the BCS series, particulary the 38 - 24 beat down on the Buckeyes in 2007 ... when his subconscious (and conscious) hatred for LSU truly began in earnest ... He sees now (and fears most) another rising on the Bayous ... and its more than he can stand

    It will be enormous fun to watch him eat crow week after week in 2011.
     
  2. Rwilliams

    Rwilliams Veteran Member

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    I hope herbbie develops a case of hemorrhoids so bad it take three surgeries and ninteen rectal exams by a vicious large hands fat woman who hates men and all she wants in life is to pay back men for all her life's pain.
     
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  3. TwistedTiger

    TwistedTiger Founding Member

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    Is that the same Herbie that said Miles to Michigan was a done deal? You would have better luck using a magic eight ball to make picks rather than listening to Herbie.
     
  4. ramahsghost

    ramahsghost Veteran Member

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    ONE MORE THING ...

    I think he needs lotsa Tiger Love Letters in his e-mail, lol

    Another thing I forgot

    Spencer Ware is an Ohio native ... really gets Herbie's goat when you hit him with that one

    Question to Herbie (On Gameday): Hey Herbie, what are your comments on Ohio State's chances for future recovery and possible dominance in CFB when they can't even keep home and recruit guys like Spencer Ware?

    That would get his 'roids in a flare up :D


    I'd love to see someone hit him with this question and watch Corso laugh like a jackass at Herbie
     
  5. TwistedTiger

    TwistedTiger Founding Member

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    Why would you waste your time emailing him? The more emails he gets the more relevant he thinks he is.
     
  6. ramahsghost

    ramahsghost Veteran Member

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    word up :thumb:
     
  7. Rwilliams

    Rwilliams Veteran Member

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    Herbbie thinks he's the voice of espn and the end all on college football.
     
  8. LSU_4_LIFE

    LSU_4_LIFE Founding Member

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    He loves to pick against LSU. You notice every time someone talks about LSU's defense, they HAVE to give credit to Alabama while discussing LSU. It's a shame how hardcore the are wrapped around Saban & Stoops.

    Swinging from the nut sack


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  9. Rwilliams

    Rwilliams Veteran Member

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    Herbbie is the perfect example of a media darling that has a picture of saban hanging on the wall in his bathroom right next to a box of Kleenex.
     
  10. lsu_dane

    lsu_dane Founding Member

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    Who is this Herbstreit? Sounds like someone who's completely irrelevant.
     

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