A nerdy lookin guy goes up to the top of a mountain in a cave where the Gameday crew is sitting there. The huge nerd takes out a box and says something to the effect of "This is a hot dog from the LSU homecoming, what's in it?" to which Kirk Herbstreit(sp?) replies "It is what it is". The guy says somethign stupid and the Kirk says something else stupid and thats the end. Then there is a USC version where this trashy lookin fat dude goes to the cave and asks a very intelligent sounding question. Something to the effect of "Will such and such challenge Leinart for the Heisman". It's completely ridiculous IMHO.....
i think the last thing kirk says is something like "your curiosity is only surpassed by your stupidity."