They are not serving ice in soft drinks at Aggie football games this year. The cadet who knew the formula graduated.
2 Aggie blondes are walking down the street. One finds a compact on the ground and picks it up. She looks in the mirror and says "she looks familiar". Her friend grabs it and looks in the mirror and says "Duh...it's me".
A group of Aggies were were driving through Louisiana in a pickup truck. A few of them were riding in the back of the truck. The driver lost control and plunged the truck into a bayou. Another aggie who had been following them in another car dove into the bayou to try to save his friends. When he came up to the surface the police asked him what happened. "They all drowned" he told the police. "The tailgate was stuck and I couldn't get it down."
Two aggies are coming to Death Valley for the LSU-A&M game. Along the way their car breaks down 5 miles from the game. After alot of frantic searching they are only able to get a horse from a local farmer. As they are coming down Highland, they hit all of the red lights. At one red light an LSU fan at a gas station shouts something to the two students. They pull into the station and the guy on the back of the horse goes over and asks for him to repeat that. He then walks back to the horse and lifts up his tail. He looks at the horse's rear for a good minute then shouts back to the LSU fan "Liar!!!". He then gets back onto the horse and urges his friend to get them going again. The other Aggie asks his friend what the LSU fan said. "He is such a liar. There are NOT two a-holes on this horse"
An insurance salesman was in the Texas backwoods calling on customers when he came across a house behind a large field. The house had a huge Texas A&M flag flapping in the breeze. Making his way to the home he noticed a man in the field getting it on with a sheep. The sight disgusted him but he proceeded to the house. The salesman knocked on the door when a young boy answered. "Can I help ya mister?" "Well, to be honest with you, I am here to sell you insurance but on the way in, I noticed a stranger in your field harassing one of your sheep!" "Its ok " said the boy, "Thats just my daaa a a a a aaaaaad."
one morning a aggie lady, tiger lady and a aubbie lady begin their new jobs painting stripes on the road. At the end of the day the straw boss comes along to check their progress. The aggie lady was 1 mile ahead of the other two ladies. The boss tells the aggie to keep up the good work. The next afternoon she was a quarter mile ahead of the tiger lady and a half mile ahead of the aubbie so the boss tells her try and pick her pace back up. The following afternoon the boss comes back to find the aggie in last place so he goes to ask her why she had slowed down so much, her reply was........ The bucket of paint keeps getting farther and farther away! Needless to say.. Tigers Win! Tigers Win!
