A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends on evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked The Flying Spaghetti Monster to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for The Flying Spaghetti Monster's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Flying Spaghetti Monster for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall piles of noodles walking on either side of her."
I say, he had 18 cool pops when he wrote this. But if anyone feels that he drank the entire case, feel free to rebut!
She must've had Angel Hair Pasta next to her. FLying Spaghetti Monster be praised. Shower us with your noodly goodness.
you have to accept people's faith. like the jews, the spaghetti monsterists should be respected. you should be tolerant of other peaceful faiths, don't you think?
sometimes people have faith that don't agree with your own. for instance, jews dont believe in the divinity of christ our lord. and that is ok, we are tolerant of their faith. we respect thier beliefs, as we should any non-violent faith in a supreme being. to some extent, all monotheists are worshipping the same god. so we should respect spaghetti monsterists, even if you think it is silly that people are touched by his noodly appendage. in fact, schools should teach all sides of the question of the origin of the universe, regardless of merit. (basically i am saying that is we accept nonsense as ok, then your nonsense is no better than anyone else's)
