The Sheriff in College Station walks out in the street and sees an Aggie coming down the sidewalk with nothing on but his cowboy hat and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Aggie says, "Well it's like this, Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her ... so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town Aggie' ... So here I am."
