My fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed. *Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. *This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. *Before me, I have two lists. *One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. *The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. *Most of the world's nations are on that list. *My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. *The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? *Wrestling with an epidemic? *Call France. *In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this *money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. *Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. * Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? *Try France, or maybe China. To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. *Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. * Just note that Camp David is closed. *Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. *They have some great palaces there. *Big tables, too. I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. *Thanks for all your help, comrades. *We are retiring from NATO as well. *Bon chance, mes amis. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. *I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. *Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. *I love New York. A special note to our neighbors. *Canada is on List 2. *Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. *Mexico is also on List 2. *President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. *I have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. *Guess where I'm gonna put 'em? *Yep, border security. *So start doing something with your oil. *Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. *I answer them by saying darn tootin'. * Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. *It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. *It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. *Thanks guys. *We owe you. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. *F**k you all. God bless America. Thank you and good night.
quote by SabanFan Need help with a famine? *Wrestling with an epidemic? *Call France. *In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this *money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. *Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. * Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? *Try France, or maybe China. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The French can't even look after thier own interest much less defend themselves. Sorry to display my favorite pic of the week again but here goes. Forgive me!
Actually, SF i would hate to see all of thatcome to pass. First of all the Israelis and the PO will never come to peace until one of the other is dead. And isolationism kept us away at WW1 and 2 when we could have saved lives by getting in the fray sooner. I totally agree with takin care of our own business though. :thumb: it's been proven though that Isolationism ( see Woodrow Wilson Presidency ) does not work. Ignore the 3rd world countries and what they do and eventually they will become second world countries with a good sized army and weapons, then they will swim up and bite you in the ass. :shock: Takin care of home is a GREAT idea. Borders and culture just like Micheal Savage preachs. BUT NO world power has ever survived for very long by being Isolationists. Look back in History. Oh it sounds great and in theory would be. if everybody would play along it would be lovely. BUT you have the Hitlers and the Saddams and other despots that pop up like daisy's all over. You have to get out the old proverbial Lawn mower every now and then and cut your neighbor's grass or the weeds will spill into your yard.
quote:Takin care of home is a GREAT idea. Borders and culture just like Micheal Savage preachs. BUT NO world power has ever survived for very long by being Isolationists. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you want to really protect the American people who have to get serious about protecting the borders. We'll do everything in the world to make us safer but protect the borders. All the terrorists have to do is highjack a plane in Mexico or Canada and they could do the same thing as 9-11 or even drive vehicles into America and blow up buildings or railroads. I realize there is a chance that we could shoot down airliners coming in from other countries but there is always the chance we won't get there in time. They could also come into this country by train and then blow it up when it gets to a convenient target area. I don't know, what do you think?
