10 commandments of college baseball. The path to Omaha.

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  1. LSUpride123

    LSUpride123 Boobies make everything A OK!!!

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    1. Understand the force. There is always balance. To abuse this balance is to bring death, pain, and loss. One must understand when the balance has shifted and adjust accordingly. You have been warned.
    2. Change shirts if necessary. Do not get attached to any one article of clothing. None are sacred. Burn shirts from bad games. Honor those from victories. Never second guess a re-dress.
    3. Talk shit as needed. Yes, the players hear you. Same goes for the Ump. Send your energy.
    4. NEVER, under any circumstances, claim victory out of jest. Brooms are for Sundays. Period.
    5. Rally boobs. Use them. Never too many. Rally ass in select situations. (hard to master, best leave to @tirk )
    6. Drink heavily. Clean livers are for pussies. Use that sucker.
    7. Repent for you are blessed. Baseball was started on American soil. Glory be to Murica!
    8. All infidels must be cast down. No exceptions. Infection must not be tolerated.
    9. Support good effort. The best thing in life is respecting superior talent. Sometime its not us.
    10. Never give up.
    Greatness is earned.

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    Bengal B Founding Member

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    A just punishment should be administered with haste.
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  3. LSUpride123

    LSUpride123 Boobies make everything A OK!!!

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  4. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

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    I live by UNO so I go to a lot of their games. Blake Dean is a friend and is in my cell phone. I usually get to sit behind home plate.
    I believe on rule #3 !!!

    My favorite thing to yell is,"Hey ump...you're missing a great game here. Open your eyes" !!!
     
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  5. furduknfish

    furduknfish Never go full Taint.

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    Claiming the runner-up shit seems a bit lame.
     
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  6. Bayou Tiger

    Bayou Tiger Veteran Member

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    I noticed you've never met an ump you liked. Quit crying about them in game threads, it's very unbecoming.
    That's funny!


    One comment, we've got to get rid of those cooking mitts on the base paths. MY GOODNESS!
     
  7. Bayou Tiger

    Bayou Tiger Veteran Member

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    That's the only patches shane had on his Sr. jacket. He did have one League Champ he tried to get put on but his Principal and AD splained to him that no one put T Ball patches on their Sr. Jacket.

    Not to mention all he did was pick up bats.
     
  8. furduknfish

    furduknfish Never go full Taint.

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    As opposed to the badge for restraining orders being within 300yds of Bunkie Jr High or any respective girl's team venues?
     
  9. Bayou Tiger

    Bayou Tiger Veteran Member

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    I graduated from Bell City. There's nothing like getting laid in salt grass. Go Bruins.
     
  10. COTiger

    COTiger 2010 Bowl Pick 'Em Champ

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    In your dreams lol
     

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