Understand the force. There is always balance. To abuse this balance is to bring death, pain, and loss. One must understand when the balance has shifted and adjust accordingly. You have been warned. Change shirts if necessary. Do not get attached to any one article of clothing. None are sacred. Burn shirts from bad games. Honor those from victories. Never second guess a re-dress. Talk shit as needed. Yes, the players hear you. Same goes for the Ump. Send your energy. NEVER, under any circumstances, claim victory out of jest. Brooms are for Sundays. Period. Rally boobs. Use them. Never too many. Rally ass in select situations. (hard to master, best leave to @tirk ) Drink heavily. Clean livers are for pussies. Use that sucker. Repent for you are blessed. Baseball was started on American soil. Glory be to Murica! All infidels must be cast down. No exceptions. Infection must not be tolerated. Support good effort. The best thing in life is respecting superior talent. Sometime its not us. Never give up. Greatness is earned.