New Orleans Cajun Justin Wilson tells a story about football fans in the Swamps.

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  1. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

    Except for the copious amounts of cheap wine that he used, which was his gimmick, really. I know a ton of good cajun cooks, myself included, that would never add wine to any recipe. As Justin got older, he got a lot less funny, but I could say the same about myself.:hihi:
     
    SabanFan, Jul 5, 2007
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  2. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    Every comic has a schtick. Dean Martin was not really a drunk. Robin Williams was not from Ork. Larry is not a cable guy.

    So, Justin Wilson is a half Cajun. Who cares, he was funny.

    My Favorite Justin Wilson Joke (paraphrased):

    Boudreaux was walking down the road when he saw Angelle working in his garage. "What 'cha doin' with 'dat dynamite and blasting cap?" Boudreaux asked.

    Angelle said, "You know, ev'ry Saturday morning for 20 years I put t'ree big cigars in my pocket and I go play golf. And ev'ry Saturday morning for 20 years, Thibodaux comes over and slaps me on the chest and breaks my cigars. Well, I've had enough!"

    "So what 'cha gonna to do with 'dat dynamite?" Boudreaux asked.

    Angelle put three sticks of dynamite in his shirt pocket and grinned, "Me . . . I'm gonna blow his damn hand off!"
     
    red55, Jul 5, 2007
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  3. GEAUX TIGERS

    GEAUX TIGERS Founding Member


    haha
     
    GEAUX TIGERS, Jul 5, 2007
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  4. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

    Ever had teal pot roasted in red wine ? Tonnare mais ca cest bon !!!
     
    HatcherTiger, Jul 5, 2007
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  5. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason


    I realize I'm in the minority but I don't like anything cooked with wine. I don't even like wine. A $6.00 bottle of Burgundy from Albertsons or a $2000 bottle of Chateau de Muthaphuqua taste the same to me.
     
    SabanFan, Jul 5, 2007
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  6. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

    HatcherTiger, Jul 5, 2007
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  7. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

    SabanFan, Jul 5, 2007
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  8. col reb

    col reb Founding Member

    I remember him telling a story that went something like this.

    He was on a plane flying up to Indiana to watch his Tigers play some girl's school named Notre Damn. He got to talking to a man sitting next to him and told the man that he had TWO tickets to see THE FIGHTING TIGAS FROM LSU play. The man said that Justin must be meeting someone to go to the game with. Justin said, "Naw......But I'm gonna drink so much whiskey and yell like hell for my Tigas and they will be throwing me out of the stadium by halftime. I JUST NEED THE SECOND TICKET TO GET BACK IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:
     
    col reb, Jul 5, 2007
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  9. jimbeaux

    jimbeaux "Have a Great Day"

    anyone know what race track that is...maybe dora downs?
     
    jimbeaux, Jul 5, 2007
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