I have Just Been Offered The Bama Job !!!

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  1. CalcoTiger

    CalcoTiger Live Long and Prosper IVI

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    After seeing all my inteligent post on this forum the powers that be at Alabama have concluded i am the best qualified Coach on their list.

    LSU will still be my favorite team and i will encourage all the Best Alabama athletes to come to LSU.

    I will be paid 18 million per year and have the use of the Alabama Jet and i have agreed to let Bear Bryant be my asst. head coach even though he is not living.

    I hope all of you will congratulate me and wish me the best.

    Also one of the things that sold them on me is i am on occasion delusional and they said that fits right in with their fan base.

    All the best

    Calco Tiger
     
  2. LSU Rubi

    LSU Rubi Founding Member

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    Okay Calco....How many fingers am I holding up?? :thumb:
     
  3. Proud Tiger

    Proud Tiger Founding Member

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    Congrats. Ya'll deserve each other.:grin: jk
     
  4. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

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    Run, Forrest, run !
     
  5. TexasTigers

    TexasTigers Are You With Me ?

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    Well you havent gotten it yet.

    Apparently according to Bama fans they are still deciding between

    1. Nick Saban
    2. Bob Stoops
    3. Tony Dungee
    4. Joe Paterno
    5. Bill Parcells
    6. Norman Schwatzcoff (sp?)


    Apparently according to Bama fans that all of them are dying to coach at Bama but they are just waiting to decide which one to take.

    The Saban stuff has become very comical however.
     
  6. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    No Sean P???
     
  7. TexasTigers

    TexasTigers Are You With Me ?

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    Well Sean P has contacted them to discuss the position and he is eager to interview (This according to the Bama Press) but right now between Saban, Stoops, and all the coaches calling all the time they just havent had time just yet to take his calls.
     
  8. pharpe

    pharpe Founding Member

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    With the embarrassing loss to UCLS, Pete Carrol is on thin ice at USC. My sources are saying he will be fired after the Rose Bowl and Bama will pick him up.
     
  9. bhelmLSU

    bhelmLSU Founding Member Staff Member

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    What I want to know, is why did they let Arizona St. get Dennis Erikson without a fight. He would have beed a great fit.:dis:
     
  10. Bengal Buddy

    Bengal Buddy Founding Member

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    The kid is from California. What else is there to say.
     

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