brother, you have been middle-aged since you started collecting AARP discounts at 50. A cashier at Mr. Gattis asked me if I was 55 the other day so I could get my senior discount. "You bet!", I lied. So take advantage. Play the percentages, my man. I am invisible to teenage girls, but those divorcees in their 40's think we're hot.
And I thought it was the bonds that were maturing in my portfolio that was the cause of all the commotion.
