Are Vol fans making the trip

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by cpsilo1, Sep 23, 2005.

  1. LSUGradin99

    LSUGradin99 I Bleedeth Purple 'N Gold

    PISS BALLOONS!

    The dreaded "Piss Filled Water Balloon." What a great way to let someone know how you really feel about them! I know a bunch of you rocket scientist types tried to piss directly into a balloon a few times and probably got yourselves drenched in urine.

    Here's what you need:

    * Beer
    * Balloons
    * A funnel (optional)
    * A bottle (size depends on how much beer you drink)

    First you need piss. Beginners should first piss in a bucket, then transfer to the pop bottle using funnel. If you are an experienced pisser, you can show off by pissing directly into the pop bottle. Women who can piss directly into the bottle get Toxic bonus points. After filling the bottle, inflate a balloon. Place the end of the balloon over the mouth of the bottle - do this without letting any air out. After the balloon is on the piss bottle, turn the bottle upside down. The air will displace the piss in the bottle and fill the balloon with your "golden elixir."
     
  2. Deceks7

    Deceks7 Founding Member

    I have been looking for a science fair project for my daughter. This looks like a great idea. Has anyone tried to duplicate Galileo's experments using piss balloons instead of cannon balls? From what heights have you dropped piss balloons? Do certain beverages create heavier piss? Should we use latex balloons for explosive impact, or mylar to create more substantial projectals. Can I cite any of you as reference sources? I can accept anonymous photos from the ut game for empirical evidence. THANKS!!!:) :) :)

    Thanks for any help that you can provide.
     
  3. VauntedTiger

    VauntedTiger Founding Member

    :hihi:

    The piss balloon versus a stale Krispy Kreme, decisions, decisions!
     
  4. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    Let me tell you how to treat Tennessee fans. The same way you want to be treated when you are on the road.
     
  5. upsizin

    upsizin Founding Member

    I get bummed when I dont get teased and harrassed on the road. I feel I should. it's pretty disapointing when I am ready to talk trash and no one wants to :(
     
  6. Chef

    Chef Founding Member

    :geauxtige:geauxtige
     
  7. luvmesumlsu

    luvmesumlsu Founding Member

    I don't care if they all stay home :thumb:
     
  8. msully

    msully Founding Member

  9. clair

    clair Rockets

    Okay mom! :hihi: :hihi:

    But seriously, go easy on the Tenn fans... it isn't their fault their coach is an idiot
     

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