If you can't do da time don't do da crime - Bareta

My wife got a ticket from a trooper a few months back. Sucked.

I wasn't going that fast but fast enough to make it worth his while to write it out. Both are 5-10 over which doesn't even count against insurance or driving points but puts $ in city hall. Just being a dick is what he was doing. So I'm going to show him not only can I be a bigger one, but I also have a bigger one.

Take video of the measuring contest. Better yet, you can get Bayou Tiger to do his Michael Buffer routine.

What kind of boot writes a ticket for 5-10?

I know you have him on the first one.

Mess with a cop and, in the end, you will lose; as he will break his dick off in your ass.

The first ticket he gave shane was for 10 over. During THAT stop, shane, being the dick he is, well, was a dick. Now the cop is hunting him.

It was 12 but he "knocked it down" like I said, just being an asshat

Cheese dick ticket

I edited my initial post cause it is actually not legal for them to do but I have heard of it being done.