"Model a ford and tank full of gas...a hand full of pussy and a mouth full of ass"

For those of you who don't "habla".

Hazard of the yoga pants...
Consider this a public service announcement...

Thanks for the pubic service post

Before getting all... complimentary, this ain't your wife, is it?

No. She is a bit hippier after two kids, but still looking good in hers.

Moose knuckle is a bitch.

Where do you find this stuff. Sounds like the Beach Boys

Yanet Garcia, Mexican weather girl, demonstrating proper sizing for Yoga pants...