My wife: Are you playing golf tomorrow? Me: It's Saturday. Translation: I've played golf every Saturday morning for 30 years so you can safely assume that I am playing golf tomorrow morning, you dummy.
Here's some of mine- What's for supper? = YOU are cooking Do you looooove me? = I'm about to ask you for something that you'll probably say "No" to.
What do you want for supper = it doesn't matter what you say, I feel like cooking something completely different.
Unless you're a celibate, you do. Girlfriendspeak is much like wifespeak only they are far more likely to manipulate you with sex. "Where does our relationship stand?" : I want to marry you, have kids with you, and live happily ever after like they do in those romance novels. NOW! "No, I'm not angry" : So! You've screwed up and you don't even realize it? "I'm making a really special dinner just for you" : I've screwed up. Badly. "I don't mind if you'd rather hang out with the boys tonight" : How can you even THINK of deserting me for that uncouth pack of loudmouths? You're in trouble. BIG trouble. Serious trouble. "I'm bored" : If you don't land up at my doorstep within the next fifteen minutes & take me out on the town, you're in trouble. BIG trouble. Serious trouble.
