no, not ty cobb

Damnit Nootch who is it?

if tirk gives up too i’ll tell y’all.

Maury Wills?

He gives up. I talked to him earlier

Jose Altuve is only 5'6" but he hits more home runs than that.

nope

sure. i believe you.

guy i’m talking about is retired

Google can't even find this guy. He doesn't exist. You made him up.

It's not Shawon Dunston is it?

no, not Dunston.

and he absolutely exists.
any baseball fan from early 90s probably saw this guy play on TV a LOT back then.