And we have a winner.

An "ecraseur" (from the 19th century) was used to sever hemorrhoids, uterine tumors, and ovarian tumors. The chain was looped over the unwanted mass and tightened using the ratchet, stopping the circulation of blood to the area.

(Was it my hint that I hoped it was smaller than a bread box?)

Nah, I work in a hospital, and frequent the hospital's museum.

I was "sitting", thinking, having a beer, late last night, after the thunder got their ass schooled, because I knew I'd seen something very similar to it.

Yeah pretty sad the Thunder can't D up against a little queer french boy, grandpa duncan and a one legged guido. Truly sad.

Yeah man I was laughing cause it was a damn clinic, but that's another time, another thread.

Wtf man that's not cool.

I only use it when preparation H doesn't work. You have any clue how hard it is to straddle a mirror and.....shit nevermind.

I thought it might be useful to subdue a hog in the bedroom.

Steve conveniently cropped his head out of that photo.

I thought the picture was a metaphor for Bobby Petrino fucking the university.