Would have been my answer, now I have to disagree, he is pissing!

Yunno, I did say what the bird was doing. It was legit

Technically, birds shit and piss at the same time, so both you knuckle heads are on the same page

So the bird is getting itself off? Is that really it?

That sir, is the gods honest truth.

Splinters in his junk

You sir, know WAAAAAAAY too much about birds

Wayyy too much about this bird. I've had him for just over 20 years. He is never not entertaining

Take him to a Popeye's in the hood and get him to put on a show for the brothas. Can he rap?

I found this in my brother Steve's closet. Should I be worried?

What is it?

Blacksmith calipers!