Leprechaun vasectomy tool.

Alright...none of you got it exactly.

It's an antique canon pinion puller or extraction tool used in watch repairs. A canon pinion is what translates the movement of the watch gears into the time keeping display on dial side.

Lol, and you said I was warm.

Anybody wanna guess what this is?

Too easy. It's a bird.

What's the bird doing?

Since it's a parrot and parrots can talk I'd say he is singing along to a Jimmy Buffet song.

Or could he be looking for Mike Leach's shoulder?

The bird is fucking the branch. So you could say, the bird is masturbating.

As you were

Auburn's eagle flew away. And that's the only bird that PetSmart had. Now he's praying that he will die in his sleep. Because he doesn't want become Auburn's fourth mascot. I mean just think of the way war parrot sounds.

taking a shit?