Well it was in Houston

The first phone.

Please don't show that to Steve...he might propose to it.

Steve hell, what about @Bayou Tiger 25:1 his DNA is already on that thing somewhere

A pecker

You WOULD be hanging out in a bathroom. After all, IT IS where all the dicks hang out.

Don't ever confuse the two of us. I went in there to take a leak and saw this contraption on the pisser and was like, now why in the hell do they have to lock the freaking pisser ? What kind of degenerate would steal that?

You are that guy that charges a dollar for a spritz of that bathroom cologne

@KyleK ...its a mini furnace or stove. Maybe a minature antique sales sample.
Air intake duct facing us and chmney coming out of the top.