When his wife isn't present.

likes tebow and turtles.

is an expert salad tosser.

Called Tebow at 1:am crying and threatened to throw Joiner off the team.

..'s mobility is severely limited due to his corded penis.

swallows

......is the "Pokey" of college football...:hihi: and calls Tim Gaylord "a cutie"..:grin:

..on Tim Teabow's kissing incident:

"I dont know why everyone is making a BIG DEAL OUT OF THS, HERE'S ALL WHAT HE DID. HE GOES TO CLASS, HE'S RESPECTFUL TO THE MEDIA, HE'S RESPECTFUL TO THE PUBLIC!! AND HE'S A GOOD KID AND HE'S NOT A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE AND HE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE KICKED WHEN HE'S DOWN!!! makes me wanna puke!"






Nah, who am I kidding, here's the actual response:

"I dont know why you're making a big deal out of this. Its not like he did something strange, I mean, we do it all the time in the locker room..."

2arms2legsTIGER calls pasta "spaghetti".

Actually, my dad calls it "noodles". Drives me nuts.

...is about to learn what a losing streak is.