Thou hath done well.

i looked up whether i hast or hath done well and i think you had it right its hath. maybe i hast as well

whilst reading about i thought about how the word whilst is totally ordinary in british english but pretentious in american. i say it all the time cuz i am classy

The classist thing about me is my affinity for a good Bourbon, but then I realize that shit is made by toothless inbreds in the hills.

To the best of my recollection nobody has ever said whilst in a conversation with me.

i say it all the time, whilst chatting with my blokes, or perhaps when i am trying to pull a bird

Do you sing God save the queen?

i like the tune by my lyrics go my country tis of thee