Ya. He stood me up on golf. Bastard.

were you wearing your sports jacket at 9pm on the 9th green?

He was so far ahead at the Masters that they gave him the green jacket in the middle of the round.

I Don't always play the Masters, but when I do they give me the Green Jacket on the first hole.

I was gonna bring you to see Tab to make up for it. When you back in town?

Someone better check on @Tiger in NC

@tirk what are the odds he is hanging from a closet door?

I stopped by to help him finish assembling an ikea end table the other day. Business is booming and hes been secretly beating off to trump which is conflicting his DTS.

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