not too long ago i was riding back from playing golf, and there was a town we drove through called "picatinny".

i said "man, that town name is dangerously close to being a racial slur". then i made a joke: "but it isnt nearly as bad at that last town we drove through 'nucking figgerville'".

and one of my friends thinks that is really funny and he is chuckling about it for a long time. and eventually he even repeats it back to himself quietly "heheh...nuckingfiggerville".

so my other friend hears him and says. "damn dude, it wasnt that funny, you are still laughing at that?"

and right after he had repeated my joke to himself, he replies "uh, i was laughing at something else i thought of".

glad to see we are back on topic here!!

It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Hey you scratched my anchor

Whoa Easy there fellas.

I wish i was at home doing nothing rather than at work doing nothing!

I am at home AND at work, but doing nothing.

I am at a bar doing work...oh and also checking on tigerforums!!! But as of right now I am drinking NOTHING!!!!!!!!

My wife has been put on bedrest for the rest of her pregnancy. She is at home in bed doing NOTHING!

That's what my wife does every day, except she's not pregnant