1. I've never seen a beautiful woman and thought "if only she had a tattoo."

    I don't have anything against them but wouldn't like the eternal attention it brings (for either me or my woman).
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  2. Do it. Your kids will be real proud of their dad as they push you around in your wheelchair
  3. Right. I don't mind tats on a chick if they're done a certain way. But, I definitely don't like boob tats or women with so many that it would put a biker to shame.
  4. Thank you I have not laughed that hard in a while.
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  5. But your girlfriend has a dick.
  6. I added more ink since this thread first popped up. Since my girl and I are both runners and have run numerous 5, 10, and 15K races, I put 3.1, 6.2, and 9.3 in roman numerals centered on the back of my right calf last August on our trip to San Diego.

    We went back to San Diego last month to run the SD Half Marathon, so a few days afterwards I went back to the shop and had the guy add 13.1.

    Now the back of my right calf looks like this:

    III.I
    VI.II
    IX.III
    XIII.I​
  7. you can tell everyone that asks that you started at RB in 4 SB in the 70s.
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  8. Trashy
  9. Tattoos downgrade cute women,.. make the others look much worse
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