I have been on message boards and chat rooms for 10+ years and this is about the best post I have ever read. Thanks!
My money is on spurrier to Nebraska. Could you see 'em changing from the option, in which they run about 90% of the time to the Fun 'N Gun?!
Mike the Tiger, get a job so you can quit listening to sports radio all day in OKC & reporting misinformation as you hear it.Get a life. Nothing you have reported is fact.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Godfather II I already own it on VHS, it's just been a while since I popped it in.
G Man, per your request, here is a scene with Saban and Mack Brown discussing the Stoops brothers (from a few years ago): ************ SABAN: Mackovic promised the Stoops brothers three commitments from Texas after he left. You took over, and you didn't give them to them. MACK BROWN: I welched? SABAN: You welched. MACK BROWN: Yeah, Mackovic promised them nothing. He hated those son of a bitches more than I do. SABAN: Mack, they feel cheated. MACK BROWN: Nick, your sitting here high up in the LSU Athletic Administration Building. And your drinkin' - uh, what's he drinkin'? FRANCHIONE: Coffee MACK BROWN: Coffee, uh, Decaf Cappuccino -- and you're passing judgment on how I run my program. SABAN: Your program -- your program’s still called the University of Texas. And you'll run it like a Texan. MACK BROWN (in Italian): My program doesn't eat here; doesn't eat in New Orleans -- and doesn't eat in Gainesville -- with Steve Spurrier. SABAN: Mack -- you're a good old man -- and I like you. And you were loyal to Louisiana for years. MACK BROWN: The Stoops brothers - they're taking hostages. Hey, Nick, they spit right in my face. All because they're backed up by that ball coach in Gainesville. SABAN : I know -- that's why I don't want them touched. MACK BROWN: You don't want 'em touched. SABAN: No, I want you to be fair with them MACK BROWN: You want me to be fair with them? Jimbo -- how can you be fair to animals? Jimbo -- for Crissakes, listen -- They recruit linebackers -- they recruit DBs -- and they do violence in their, in their Grandmother's neighborhoods. And everything with them is defense -- defense! La vegana -- junk blitzes! And they leave the offense to last. Now I want to run my program without you on my back, and I want those Stoops brothers dead! SABAN: No! MACK BROWN: Mort' SABAN: Now I have business that's important with Steve Spurrier and I don't want it disturbed. MACK BROWN: And you give your loyalty to a Floridian before a former Louisiana coach. SABAN: Come on, Mack, you know my relative Lou Saban did business with Steve Spurrier -- he respected him. MACK BROWN: Lou Saban did business with Steve Spurrier, Lou Saban respected Steve Spurrier. But Lou Saban never trusted Steve Spurrier -- or his coordinator Ron Zook! You'll have to excuse me -- I'm tired, and I'm a little drunk! And I want everyone here to know -- there's not gonna be no trouble from me! Coach Saban. Fran', a porta! MUSCHAMP: You want him to leave now? SABAN: Let him go back to Austin -- I've already made my plans. That old man had too much wine.
The exact scene I had in mind. Thank you my friend...nicely played. The only change I would suggest is instead of "my relative, Lou Saban" doing business w/ Spurrier, I would make it "my backer, Bill Arnsparger" did business w/ Spurrier. Other than that, this is primo satire.
