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Dick Trickle committed suicide

too many jokes about his name, couldn't take it no more

Definitely his parents fault.

Its a Russian hooker special sex thing called the "Wait for thunder, Bushka";
(1) Hooker finds a John (Dzhon in Russian) so engrossed in his cell phone twitter account he never looks up;
(2) she drinks a quart of rotgut Vodka,
(3) Pisses in his ear all the while while screaming
"That's the rain, Bushkat! Rolling Thunder's on its way!!"

I did not know that

So, blames the intelligence agencies for this.

this is a quote from 2016. well good news, this time they got him for sure