Republican National Convention

Tugboats to turtle sex? I'm not often stomped but you did here.

 

I bet Bengal makes fuck-faces like that- or used to. Gumbo would to, if he could ever get some.

 

I'd make that she-turtle holler

 

I bet the other turtles would shell out some money to see that.

 

Ninja, please

 

turn the fn channel mo-ron. jesus christ.

 

damn you lucky boy. coulda been much worse.

 

sounds like some modern day mark twain meets 50 shades. im in.

 

I did....mo-ron. Jesus was busy fulfilling orders for Ivanka's dress.